For your birthday you get:
to stay the night in the most expensive room in all of Phoenix
you also get to share that room with your son and another patient
You get to eat cafeteria food
you get to shower in a communal bathroom
And your son with have his best day yet.
He will stink you out of the room with his manly toots and do physical therapy with out crying!
He will also make you a sponge bob square pants out of a bed pan!
Happy 29th birthday!!